Your AI satire desk

Generate your SOTEU speech in under a minute.

Five choices. One speech. Five next steps you may not remember promising.

01

Choose three priorities

Required · select exactly three

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02

Set the scene

A crisis and someone worth applauding.

03

Choose the speaking style

The same Union, a different delivery.

04

Announce something

Exactly one flagship. Several consequences.

Draft not yet readyStrasbourg · 16 September 2026
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